2009 promises. Page 7

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 28 2008, 2:02 PM GMT

No! They are very nice veggie food makers

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Then perhaps you should have capitalised 'cauldron', as required by the rules of English grammar and therefore by the BSG. Confusion averted.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 28 2008, 2:03 PM GMT

She's lying, the witch.... and the wardrobe >_<

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Quote: sootyj @ December 28 2008, 2:11 PM GMT

If it walks flies, swims, crawls but not fast enough to get away from me.

I'll eat it.

And every time some one goes veggie I have to eat more.

No farmyard revoloutions on Sootyj's watch.

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There is a sensuos pleasure in lamb, especially chops.

I like lamb cause it actually feels like it melts in your mouth. Mmmmmmm..........

Quote: sootyj @ December 28 2008, 2:15 PM GMT

chops.

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I hate chops. A waste of f**king time and energy. And messy too.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 28 2008, 2:18 PM GMT

I hate chops. A waste of f**king time and energy. And messy too.

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That lovley pinkish eye of meat, the crisp flavoursome fat mmm

Only duck beats it.

Good meat is such a pleasure.

I like duck

Quote: sootyj @ December 28 2008, 2:20 PM GMT

That lovley pinkish eye of meat

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*snigger*

Quote: Griff @ December 28 2008, 2:18 PM GMT

Yes, I'm quite fond of a lamb shank myself.

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You tee them up Griff and no one notices!

Do you think the butcher who first termed the leg joint of a lamb a shank, knew he was gifting the world a rude euphemism for ever more.

If I ever invent a sausage, I think I shall call it a

"Erect penis suitable for penetration or masturbation,"

that'll spike the guns of any future Carry on films.

I plan to take more risks.

Quote: Jude @ December 28 2008, 3:42 PM GMT

I plan to take more risks.

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I like that promise. Life is a chance..eh?

Or shoplifting at Waddingtons?

I have a Monopoly on those gags.

Quote: sootyj @ December 28 2008, 4:00 PM GMT

Or shoplifting at Waddingtons?

I have a Monopoly on those gags.

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That actually physically hurt. You've reached your peak I think Soots.

Hurt good or bad?