Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 7:31 PM GMTI promise to start using soap on my fanny & buy my own shaver for that perfect smooth finish.
This must be a mirage.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 30 2008, 7:30 PM GMTBut you might MSN bug him without us knowing!
I'm sure he'll report straight back to you if I do.
Quote: Aaron @ December 30 2008, 7:32 PM GMTI'm sure he'll report straight back to you if I do.
Oh. 
I just thought of something I'm very silly for forgetting.
Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 7:31 PM GMTI promise to start using soap on my fanny & buy my own shaver for that perfect smooth finish.
Charley will you please come back full time! F**k the weddings - they'll all be doomed anyway!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 30 2008, 7:33 PM GMTOh.
The dimensions of his willy?
... >.>
Quote: Aaron @ December 30 2008, 7:35 PM GMTThe dimensions of his willy?
Ooh, just under 7 minutes!
Quote: Moonstone @ December 30 2008, 7:37 PM GMTOoh, just under 7 minutes!
BLIMEY! That is a long 'un.
Do you have to tie it around your leg, Elliot?
Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 7:31 PM GMTI promise to start using soap on my fanny & buy my own shaver for that perfect smooth finish.
But where will all those bats live?
For some reason, after the "7 minutes" thing, I'm now thinking of walking into History and hearing the tail end of a conversation about "So you never buy large condoms because they're measured on width, so essentially you're saying you have a fat cock."
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 30 2008, 7:49 PM GMTFor some reason, after the "7 minutes" thing, I'm now thinking of walking into History and hearing the tail end of a conversation about "So you never buy large condoms because they're measured on width, so essentially you're saying you have a fat cock."
Sorry. Made sense in my head. Kind of.
She's always thinking about 'em...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 7:38 PM GMTBut where will all those bats live?
They can move round the back Hon.
I have had so much Turkey there is loads of room.
It makes sense, Robyn. 
The conversation snippet, or me apparently thinking about them all the time?