Means speech.

ALAMJILABAD IS GIVING A SPEECH TO CAMERA.

Almajilabad good evening infidels and a merry Christmas (beat) it will be your last!

Channel 4 has decided to offer me the chance to do the alternative Christmas message.

Perhaps it is a brave attempt to build bridges with you infidels, maybe they're so broke I was all they could afford. Or they got jealous about the Andrew Sachs fuss on the BBC and they're hoping I'm going to behead Norman Wisdom.

But we Iranians aren't so diferent from you. You hang Christmas decorations, we hang homosexuals. You hope Santa will leave you a present, I hope he'll leave me some Uranium.

PRINCE PHILIP WALKS ON.

PHILIP

Ah you silly blathering Ah'm a silly cad, Liz finished ages ago and we're one person short for naked twister. And Charles is threatening to let Camilla play. If I get a face full of her Duchy of Cornhole I'll kick your dago arse.

Sadly though I suspect not a good one.

Any way it's only Boxing day for 99.98% of the rest of the population.

In the workers paradise of Sootyj towers, every day is a day of labor.

Strength through joy that's the way to enjoy.

I quite liked this one, especially 'you hang Christmas decorations, we hang homosexuals' line.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 26 2008, 8:52 PM GMT

I quite liked this one, especially 'you hang Christmas decorations, we hang homosexuals' line.

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Yes I enjoyed that line as well.