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Promoting s**t. Page 9

We'd like to see her in a jacuzzi, it's Scatter Brained Floozy.

With a cock never stiff, here comes Griff.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 9:02 PM GMT

She says sexy things that make us all woozy, it's the one, the only, Scatterbrain Floozy

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Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2008, 9:04 PM GMT

We'd like to see her in a jacuzzi, it's Scatter Brained Floozy.

:O:$:$

140 in 6 hours, we've tapped a vein obviously.

Is it too late to get it published and in the shops for the new year

Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 9:06 PM GMT

Here comes that f**king c**t Nigel Kelly. Which reminds me we haven't done Seefacts yet.

What's drunk and smelly? It's that neir do well Nigel Kelly.

With cock of string and balls of jelly. It's my friend Nigel kelly.

I've just been to the toilet and he's left it all smelly, please use the Febreze Nigel Kelly

Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2008, 9:08 PM GMT

What's drunk and smelly? It's that neir do well Nigel Kelly.

With cock of string and balls of jelly. It's my friend Nigel kelly.

:D

She's more fun than an ounce of dooby, it's our friend Ruby.

The son of a broken gingerbread whore, it's Northern Ireland's Ned1984.

It's made out of bling, a chavs tampon string

He's a terrible speller, not much of a lay, he's very productive, his name's SootyJ.

He likes park wee, does our friend Marc P.

He's a right wing nut, we still love our DaButt.

We'd all like to be Ernie to his Burt, it's Canada's Curt.

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