British Comedy Guide

Promoting s**t. Page 5

Spot the twat, it's Take That.

Up the poop deck please cry the pleas of the Bee Gees.

Coke up the nose goes whoosh, so sayeth George W Bush.

She has no need for belts, Vanessa Feltz

Reminds me on something I do with my hand, Russell Brand

He's worn out his gland, it's Russell Brand.

He likes his music psychedelic, Krist Noveselic

Eric Clapton covered his eyes as his son tried to fly

Samsung sporting arsehole, Ashley Cole

Arsehole sporting Samsung, Ashley Cole

The police can't touch this serial spammer, MC Hammer

His patios are best, Fred West

What about some for BSG members?

Boobs down to her belly, here comes Miss Ellie?

I've got a hard on, it's Aaron?

Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2008, 8:09 PM GMT

I've got a hard on, it's Aaron?

Many a true word :)

Sex hotlines are the only reason for having a phone, Moonstone

Say's he's not queer but his boyfriend is gay, Sootyj

He's half man half gingerbread, it must be Ned

Genius Ned1984 I couldn't do Moonstone.

Loons on the roam? It Moonstone.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 8:18 PM GMT

Sex hotlines are the only reason for having a phone, Moonstone

Unimpressed Unimpressed

But you'd be surprised how much I get for it (boom boom)

Oh shit we've turned into the abusive poetry thread about each other thread.

Get out of the way, it's Sootyj!

Rip the Fozzy suit off, and there's Roscoff.

Back to bed, it's only Ned.

He's a master of wrod play, it's Sootyj. ;)

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