British Comedy Guide

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It's a midmorning perk, it's Micheal Burke.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 3:42 PM GMT

It's Konnie Huq, a girl I'd love to have dinner with

With or without the She-Wee?

Fancy a pickle, here's Travis Bickle.

I'd like a Burke's peerage at Alexandra's cleavage.

You'll wish you were dead, it's Anthony Head

How do you think I'd be getting my dinner?

Go for your shoe it's Bush number 2!

Quote: ScotiaNova @ December 22 2008, 3:46 PM GMT

With or without the She-Wee?

We'd see how she behaved

Even the blokes have a stroke, it's John Nokes.

His lyrics just flow, it's John Snow

Even the girls get stiff, it's Griff!

He's such a charmer...it's Simon Scharma!

He's to history, what South American cuisine is to cavies....that's right - it's Adam Hart-Davis!

Even the boys wish they were gay, it's Sootyj.

He past his post date, it's Oliver Postgate.

Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2008, 3:59 PM GMT

Even the boys wish they were gay, it's Sootyj.

He post his post date, it's Oliver Postgate.

Now you've taken that too far, as well as apparantly typing it with your forehead . . .

Thank's I've corrected.

Gary Glitter would bang her, it's tiny Klanger.

Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 3:52 PM GMT

He's rubbish at talking, it's Stephen Hawking

Laughing out loud
That's my favourite so far

His papers couldn't spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, it's Rupert Murdoch!

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