British Comedy Guide

Promoting s**t. Page 18

Her tits don't look nice, it's Katie Price

I'd bang her silly, Jennifer Tilly

Claims to have taught Mr Miyagi, it's Robert Mugabe

He ain't no pansy, it's Gordon Ramsey

She can't speak back atcha, it's Margaret Thatcher

Tits like plates, it's Kathy Bates.

I do wish I'd already known who she was and didn't have to Google Image her.

He sings like a c**t, it must be James Blunt.

He's a total twat who should be shot with no delay, it's...

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(and the wife?)

Let's strap her to the comet by the name of Haley, it can only be...

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If by comet you mean my penis
Then send her along cos she's on my dream list

Eeeew, Roscoff!
You can do better!

Yep. Although don't let her live for too long.

Safety catch disengage, it's that loose cannon Frankie Rage.

Quote: Griff @ December 24 2008, 4:21 PM GMT

Aaron I've just thought of a site enhancement I would like for Christmas.

Can you do a 'Search within thread' function please?

One of the things on my list.

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2008, 6:20 PM GMT

Safety catch disengage, it's that loose cannon Frankie Rage.

He's less promoting, and more producing.

Quote: Aaron @ December 24 2008, 6:31 PM GMT

He's less promoting, and more producing.

:D

He's a racist little Ginger, the whiny Harry Windsor.

Moronic audiences are blown away, tiss that fat oaf Peter Kay.

He's like his Greggs, it's Corden and his chubby legs.

God I'm bored if I'm digging up old threads.

Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2009, 2:19 AM GMT

He's like his Greggs, it's Corden and his chubby legs.

Laughing out loud

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