With tights so tight he had to cough, it's Mikhail Baryshnikov.
To compensate for his tiny weenie, here's Benito Mussolini.
Promoting s**t. Page 16
Always in vogue, here's Kylie Minogue.
He's gay I'll assume, it's Orlando Bloom.
Her face is scary, it's Mariah Carey
A patient fella, it's Nelson Mandela.
Quote: Griff @ December 23 2008, 1:28 PM GMT
No we're not having you on, son, he's called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
ELEVEN SYLLABLES.
Disqualified because you rhymed son with son!
I pararhymed so it is acceptable.
Meanwhile
I'd like a go on, Lindsay Lohan.
See that's a pararhyme.
She has the face of an old and very sour puss - it's Sharon Theodopolopodous
Seven syllables in the surname back at ya!
The thing is it should be swift and funny, said Sootyj as he f**ked Pooh bear dipped in honey.
Lol
Why cheating?
Ha ha!
I'd like to charm the pants back on Tara Palmer Tompkinson!
He falls through the air with the greatest of ease, that monsterous fat bastard Dome Deluise.
Who's that with her nose stuffed in my underneath? It's the coprophile McKeith.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 23 2008, 11:56 AM GMTGriff, you can't expect me to trawl through all of these before I post
Great minds think alike.
Don't worry, yours was a far better execution.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 23 2008, 12:33 PM GMTSometimes she eats her own poo, it's Aarons camera shy b-eee-atch, Zooo.
*raises eyebrow*
This says quite a lot about you really, Stott.
Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2008, 12:49 PM GMTHe's kisses Mugabe's brown eye, it's Morgan Tsangari.
Which? He's got at least three of them.
Quote: Griff @ December 23 2008, 1:01 PM GMTAs appealing as boils, it's Christopher Moyles.
Better.
Quote: Marc P @ December 23 2008, 1:20 PM GMTOnomatopoeia is one of the umpa lumpas in the Panto version of Roald Dahl's Willy Wonker. It's not a large part but Christoper Biggins is taking it this Christmas.
Oompa-Loompa*
Wonka*
His anus, when one have you ever referred to an occular eye by it's color?
Quote: Marc P @ December 23 2008, 2:29 PM GMTShe has the face of an old and very sour puss - it's Sharon Theodopolopodous
Quote: Griff @ December 23 2008, 3:01 PM GMTWho calls him Christopher Moyles???
Some do, on occasion. It would have scanned better. Poor show, Griff. After all, who ever refers to Stelios with his surname?
His mum I suspect, said Sootyj contemplating a bicuspate.
Is that an anus with teeth? No it's not a Dr McKeith.
He's young and he's tetchy, here's Stompie Moeketsi.
Act nice it's Jesus Christ
Ono it's Yoko