He's kisses Mugabe's brown eye, it's Morgan Tsangari.
Promoting s**t. Page 15
If you offered to pay me? I'd Tessa Daly!
Her fannys rumored smelly, it's the scratter Lorraine Kelly.
It's be a pervy pecadillo, to fellate Portillo.
The farty sin, he's Rowan wind!
Do I win a prize for Morgan Tsangari?
You'd want 2 johnnies, before your bummed Purple Ronnie.
So is longer better?
Fnarr fnarr!
I would kick the panto bastid in, Mister rumplerstilterskin.
it was an er cos he couldn't remember 
But...
What six syllable poetry word fits here? Ah yes it's Onomatopoeia
Onomatopoeia is one of the umpa lumpas in the Panto version of Roald Dahl's Willy Wonker. It's not a large part but Christoper Biggins is taking it this Christmas.
Quote: Griff @ December 23 2008, 1:21 PM GMTIs that adapted by the same guy who had Pathos and Bathos as two of the Musketeers?
I got Pathos aftershave one year!
If I had designs they would be on? Young Anna Ryder Richardson!
7 Syllables back at ya!
Alas and bloody alack for me! I have to decorate the tree.
Back soon... ish.
Quote: Griff @ December 23 2008, 1:28 PM GMT
No we're not having you on, son, he's called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
ELEVEN SYLLABLES.
Meanwhile
I'd like a go on, Lindsay Lohan.
You changed the rules! The original was 5 syllables in the surname ONLY.... I think that's more challenging..
Quote: Griff @ December 23 2008, 1:28 PM GMT
No we're not having you on, son, he's called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
ELEVEN SYLLABLES.
Meanwhile
I'd like a go on, Lindsay Lohan.
Damn, my full name is only 8 syllables.
Don't speak too soon, here's Ban Ki Moon.