Griff, you can't expect me to trawl through all of these before I post 
Great minds think alike. 
Promoting s**t. Page 14
Not one for the ladies it's Russell T Davies!
Can't keep her drawers on? It's Nigella Lawson!
Sometimes she eats her own poo, it's Aarons camera shy b-eee-atch, Zooo.
A black man in drama? It's Barack Obama!
Quote: Griff @ December 23 2008, 12:35 PM GMTProbably can't cook, but who gives a f**k, it's the lovely Kelly Brook.
He's weeps alot, the mournful Stott.
He's a generative organ, the c**t Piers Morgan.
One's fat and one's pasty? They write Gavin and Stacey!
MarkP the one proper writer in BSG.
As astringent as Jiff the one they call Griff.
We can't let him slip away, the autistic SlagA, I suspect he's quite gay.
I'v been called a proper something many times, but I am relatively certain it wasn't a writer
Sootyj would love to get nailin' that dirty imbecile Palin.
Mark P the police and compliments, from both he must flee.
Unfortunately he's real, the twat Baddiel.
He's recently learned when to wee, the estimable GWB.
In her diaphanous nighty? I'd Keira Knightley!