British Comedy Guide

Promoting s**t. Page 13

My most shameful 5 knuckle shuffle. Paddington's dirty duffel.

Especially when she's in that film playing a boy, eh Ned...

Quote: zooo @ December 22 2008, 10:25 PM GMT

Especially when she's in that film playing a boy, eh Ned...

What can I say, I get a little freaky sometimes.

I'd smooch Ms Swank, even if she had a crank.

Can you imagine how popular he'd be if he was gay, he'd be the world leader, Peter Kay

At three thirty A.M. he'd post a bile filled corker,
That Dr. of comedy, we know as Tim Walker.

And-

I've often wondered what he's up to now,
The BSG man-child, known as Jake How.

Perhaps peeking through ladies windows, out on the prowl,
The BSG man-child, known as Jake How.

And-

Arguing with Seefacts gets him all nice and stiff,
That arsey swine who posts here as Griff.

He has the strength of a bison and he'll rape you, it's Mike Tyson

I was trying to get something about a ring in there too but I couldn't have been arsed, I'm too tired.

Ring? Arsed?
You've almost done it there.

Is it Cupid or Prancer? it's Jade Goody's reindeer Dancer.

With face pulling skills that were simply just awesome.
It's that fat, funny bloke. The legend. Les Dawson.

Your dad is dead, it's Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence.

Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 10:58 PM GMT

Face like a bench, it's Judi Dench.

Her back door's a goner, it's that old slag Madonna.

2 of my faves so far Griff... Laughing out loud

Join our peado ring, It's Glitter and King

>_<

He cuts up fools, it's Danny John Jules.

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, tied the rent boy so he couldn't fly.

Face needs polyfilla, it's skanky hoe Camilla.

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