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Promoting s**t. Page 12

His name's not Graham, nor is it Bandage.
Nor is it Leevil, who like's a good sandwich.

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2008, 9:43 PM GMT

Well I think what we've learnt from this thread is that "Aaron" has no usable rhyme.

Though Aaron spelled backwards might bore ya, perhaps we should all call him Noraa?

He gets out the kleenex when he sees Malcom McClaren, 'cos he really likes him, it can only be Aaron

Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 9:36 PM GMT

I have met you. I just lost interest and forgot afterwards.

He's a bar yawn, is Aaron.

Everything he preached he seems to have forgotten, 'cos now he's flogging butter, it's Johnny Rotten

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 9:48 PM GMT

He get's out the kleenex when he sees Malcom McClaren, 'cos he really likes him, it can only be Aaron

Who?

And damnit, there's not apostrophe in "gets"!

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2008, 10:04 PM GMT

Who?

And damnit, there's not apostrophe in "gets"!

Manager of The Sex Pistols.

And I fixed the other thing :$

The rhyming's done, we'll leave it right there,
Just stopped in to mention Gav & Huge bear.
Not stopping for long as it's not good to be,
Away from the girl named of JuliaC.

Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 9:11 PM GMT

He likes all the shows normal people do not, that cantankerous f**kwit they call Matthew Stott.

Cheers for that.

Sitting in a tree and kissing tenderly, it's Nil and JuliaC.

Well, not so tender really. But I'm too lazy to do a rhyme involving carefully holding on tightly, whilst the branches shake.

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2008, 10:14 PM GMT

Sitting in a tree and kissing tenderly, it's Nil and JuliaC.

Well, not so tender really. But I'm too lazy to do a rhyme involving carefully holding on tightly, whilst the branches shake.

How about just keeping it simple

F**king in a tree, it's Nil and JuliaC

Nice, nice.

I got something from Ben that he wished he had not,
The lovely geek who is named Matthew Stott.

He's a grammar Nazi
On bad sppellings he'll frown
He's a pain the arse
Is that Aaron Brown

Always worth a crafty wank, movie star Hilary Swank

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