James Blunt, what a talentless singer
Promoting s**t. Page 10
He'd boff Tina Faye, it's that lasvicious Sootyj.
James Blunt, an ill advised stunt.
He's a total cntu, is Sootyj.
He's a posh Santa, he's Rather Christmas.
No one thought it funny, when old Saint Nick raped the Easter Bunny.
He used to spank my bum and tell me I was bad, then he'd shag my sister, that dirty c**t Paul Gadd
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 9:19 PM GMTHe used to spank my bum and tell me I was bad, then he'd shag my sister, that dirty c**t Paul Gadd
Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 9:19 PM GMTOK people, you're BREAKING the FORMULA here.
The rule is...
[funny joke that rhymes] - it's [celebrity name].
Not just any old couplet.
He's all in a tiff, it's that stickler Griff....
Orders must at all times be obeyed, or Griff will get the grenade.
I'd rather have sex with Mr Bean than listen to that shite Avril Lavigne
Don't go near him without trousers on, 'cos he will bum you, Sir Elton John
Starship ahoy! It's Leonard Nimoy.
He's very bossy, is Francis Rossi.
The Queen he's not bedding her, it's THE Duke of Edinburgh.
You'd fit in your whole cock, balls and all, 'cos she has a big mouth, Davina McCall
Looking like a man, it's Princess Anne.
In hell is where she's gone to fry, f**k you whorish lady Di.