British Comedy Guide

Arse for a brain

Just a little one.

Gordon and Sarah Brown are reading the papers.

Sarah : Have you seen this Gordi?

Gordon: What's that hunny bunny?

Sarah : This little baby has had a foot removed from his brain.

Gordon: Wow.

Sarah : "Foetus in foetu" it's called. One in Five million chance apparently.

Gordon: Maybe that explains it?

Sarah : Explains what grumpy bear?

Gordon : Why Alistair Darling has an arse for a brain.

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