2 MEMBERS OF THE KLU KLUX KLAN (JEB JED ) ARE SITTING AROUND LOOKING GLUM
JEB
Gosh darn it this is a sorry day to be an Aryan superman.
JED
What we supposed to do? Go upto Washington and linch the President?
ZED RUNS ON
ZED
Hey boys don't turn those white pointy hats into tea towels. I got some dirt on Barrack that's gonna screw him worse than I screw my sister.
JED
He's gone and f**ked a white woman?
JEB
You dummy, he's f**ked over Hilary and Palin and no one cared.
ZED
Nope he's got a disgusting filthy habit.
JEB
He's a peadophile?
JED
He's a murderer?
ZED
Worse. He's a smoker.
JED
Geezus that is disgusting.