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You can't have been much of a whore. :P

I was a bad little prossie, with sub-par blowie skills.

I wonder if they do Modern Apprenticeships in whoring.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 19 2008, 7:40 PM GMT

As I cannot see the image, that better not be a pair of twisted knickers! Pleased

It's picture of my head exploding

I won't ask! I may regret it!

What are you writing in your book?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 19 2008, 7:56 PM GMT

What are you writing in your book?

I think he may be colouring-in, judging by the intense concentration.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ December 20 2008, 7:52 AM GMT

I think he may be colouring-in, judging by the intense concentration.

If he was colouring his tongue would be sticking out.

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 7:11 PM GMT

I plan on smoking this holiday.

Me too! I'm gonna have two whole joints!

Mmm joints.

Quote: Ben @ December 20 2008, 5:35 PM GMT

Me too! I'm gonna have two whole joints!

Well don't blame us when you start believing you can fly and jump off a bridge. Cos that's what'll happen!

Off to the airport to begin my Christmas journey to Sin City, but first I'm going to stop at the pub and have some lunch and a pint. I'm going to surprise my favorite bartender with a pair of Elton John - Billy Joel tickets for her and her husband. I overheard her lamenting that she couldn't afford to go, so I decided to make them her Christmas gift.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Yowzer that must have cost!

He giveth tickets with his left hand and taketh poor Butch's life with his right.

:D

The barmaid was thrilled.

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