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Oh that relative I have to deal with at Chrimbo! Page 3

Quote: catskillz @ December 19 2008, 12:13 PM GMT

My Dad's sister was a real bitch. I say "was" because I haven't seen her for years. She was always moving house, when I was a kid, and always inviting my family round, to show off. She was obviously loaded, but her Christmas presents were always shit. Actually, when I was 10, she stopped buying me and my sister presents. She's got quite a good job, running an old folks home, but she lied about her qualifications to get it. She now lives in a fancy house in France, which she no doubt paid for, using the majority of the money, from her and my Dad's dead Auntie and Uncle's will. It was meant to be split up eqaully amongst the family, but probably mostly went to her, after she no doubt got them to alter it, when they were high on medication, in her old folks home, which is where they lived, for the last year of their lives. I'd love to make it as a writer, just so I could make her jealous.

Oh MY!!!!

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