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Quote: glaikit @ December 18 2008, 1:00 PM GMT

What?! That NEVER happens in real life! Also, in Friends they're forever having loud conversations in one corner of the room about someone standing in the other corner of the room and the other person never hears.

In fairness their flat is the size of Luxembourg.

Quote: Timbo @ December 20 2008, 12:27 PM GMT

In fairness their flat is the size of Luxembourg.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ December 20 2008, 12:25 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

There's actually something quite brilliant about that.

I wouldn't start doing, people will not appreciate it.

I dunno, serves them right for phoning me.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 20 2008, 12:04 PM GMT

I just don't answer the phone!

I'm with you, Rubes!

Quote: roscoff @ December 17 2008, 9:32 PM GMT

I'd like to know how the kids in the NSPCC adverts are told before they start their whinging.

Child: What's my motivation for this scene?

Director: Your dad's just shoved his hand up ya jacksie.

Child: Left or right?

Who are these kids with more than one jacksie?

Quote: Lee Henman @ December 17 2008, 11:55 PM GMT

So it seems I'm wrong and EVERYONE does it. Huh?

My parents used to and they used to force me to do it as well. Eventually I stopped doing it and so did they.

Quote: zooo @ December 17 2008, 4:19 PM GMT

I used a dially phone like that once, it was fun!!
I really want one in a retro-y way.
But I guess they wouldn't work now...?

As far as I know, they still work.

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