An elderly couple are sat having a morning coffee. Ethel, the wife, is opening the mail.
Ethel:
Darling, it says here that we've been overpaid on our pension.
George:
That can't be right, we've been struggling to see ourselves through each week!
Ethel:
Exactly, what with the shopping trips to Milan, luncheon with the ladies at the Ritz every Tuesday, your Marriot gym membership, Ascot, paying the chef and the maid, we're only left with £2.89.
George:
Bloody Brown!