2 SECRET SERVICE AGENTS TALKING.
SS1
Damn only 2 weeks before Dimwit quits being president and Al Quaeda find a secret weapon.
SS2
Anthrax pigeon to shit plague death on him?
SS1
Nope.
SS2
A giant pretzel bomb for him to choke on?
SS1
Nope, shoes.
SS2
What the hell are you talking about?
SS1
This.
THROWS A SHOE OFF STAGE.
GEORGE BUSH RUNS ON WITH SHOE IN HIS MOUTH DROPS IT IN FRONT OF SS1.
GEORGE
I'm a good boy.