GORDON BROWN IS ON STAGE LOOKING GRUMPY.
GORDON
Crivens where are they, I'm supposed to be telling them how I Gordon Brown financial superman am going to save Europes economy.
MERKEL AND SARKOZY WALK ON STAGE WITH SHOPPING BAGS
MERKEL
Sorry Gordy the Jubilee line was delayed.
SARKOZY
And my Oyster card was bent.
GORDON
You chauffer driven lying bastards, you've been doing your Christmas shopping haven't you?
MERKEL
Oh come now Gordy, we're only human.
SARKOZY
And the pound is now lower than Carla Bruni's cleavage.
MERKEL
And cheaper.
SARKOZY
Bitch. I mean I went into Woolies asked what I could get for 10 euros and now I own the chain.
MERKEL
Besides Gordon we can't help you, help the UK economy.
GORDON
How do you know.
SARKOZY
Because we already bought the Big Issue you scratter.