INT. DARKENED ROOM, LIT BY A SOLITARY HARSH WHITE LIGHT OVERHEAD.
MR POTATO HEAD AND THE GINGERBREAD MAN ARE SITTING AT A TABLE. MR POTATO HEAD HAS AN EYE AND EAR MISSING AND IS IN A PAIR OF Y-FRONTS. VARIOUS BODY PARTS ARE LYING ON THE FLOOR. BOTH ARE HOLDING A FAN OF CARDS, AND CHIPS ARE ON THE TABLE.
MR POTATO HEAD (PUTTING HIS CARDS DOWN ON THE TABLE AND COLLECTING THE CHIPS):
Full House! I win again!
THE GINGERHEAD MAN:
Noooo! not the buttons! Please, not the gumdrop buttons!
