Clue - it describes the patient, not the condition.
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Bad at sex?
Nope - assuming you are still guessing what BAS stands for.
Black and 'street'?
Big Assed Syndrome
Beginner At Sex
Blonde And Stupid
You're all going to be disappointed now, yours are funnier.
Bores all staff?
Brains Are Scrambled
Bollocks Are Sore
I will let you know at one o'clock. The best answer gets a prize (cos no-one will get the real answer). Now, let me see *rummages in handbag* ah, half eaten chocolate bar, old pair of tights, Daniel O'Donnel tickets, so much to choose from!
Brain Arse Swap
Believes All Symptoms
Buried After Saturday
Boobs Are Saggy
Breasts Are Sizable
Bowels Are Strained
Brains Are Shit
Belly's All Saggy
Big Angry Slut
Bites And Screams
Quote: shaggy292 @ December 14 2008, 12:11 PM GMTBores all staff?
Well done Shaggy - it has to be yours because it is closest to the real description. Thanks for giving me a laugh everyone.
The real answer, as used by an entire GP practice, is (drum roll)
Bloody Awkward Sod
So those Daniel O'Donnel tickets are on their way to you via carrier hedgehog. The show was in November, I hope that's ok.
And the tights?
Sorry, I forgot. There's one foot missing but I don't think anyone will notice.
Pink with white dots ok?