British Comedy Guide

Medical Bloopers On Patient Charts Page 2

Clue - it describes the patient, not the condition.

Bad at sex?

Nope - assuming you are still guessing what BAS stands for.

Black and 'street'?

Big Assed Syndrome

Beginner At Sex

Blonde And Stupid

You're all going to be disappointed now, yours are funnier.

Bores all staff?

Brains Are Scrambled

Bollocks Are Sore

I will let you know at one o'clock. The best answer gets a prize (cos no-one will get the real answer). Now, let me see *rummages in handbag* ah, half eaten chocolate bar, old pair of tights, Daniel O'Donnel tickets, so much to choose from!

Brain Arse Swap

Believes All Symptoms

Buried After Saturday

Boobs Are Saggy
Breasts Are Sizable
Bowels Are Strained
Brains Are Shit

Belly's All Saggy
Big Angry Slut

Bites And Screams

Quote: shaggy292 @ December 14 2008, 12:11 PM GMT

Bores all staff?

Well done Shaggy - it has to be yours because it is closest to the real description. Thanks for giving me a laugh everyone.

The real answer, as used by an entire GP practice, is (drum roll)

Bloody Awkward Sod

So those Daniel O'Donnel tickets are on their way to you via carrier hedgehog. The show was in November, I hope that's ok.

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And the tights?

Sorry, I forgot. There's one foot missing but I don't think anyone will notice.
Pink with white dots ok?

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