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R.I.P. Bettie Page Page 4

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2008, 3:11 PM GMT

Of course we could try pony generated electricity?

Giant turbines driven by 1000s of ponys walking in unison and when they tire we eat them.

Otherwise what do the hooved layabouts do alday?

There are those things that are so special all they have to do is exist.

Look at all the female untalented pop stars, if they show enough skin and shake enough tits, they are worshiped.If Britney Spears gets to live the ponies stay.

Quote: DaButt @ December 12 2008, 2:22 PM GMT

Firefox's spellchecker is now an organic part of the browser.

Can it be turned off though?

Quote: DaButt @ December 12 2008, 3:21 PM GMT

No, I'm a Baptit.

Possibly, but a tautology nonetheless.

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2008, 3:11 PM GMT

Of course we could try pony generated electricity?

Giant turbines driven by 1000s of ponys walking in unison and when they tire we eat them.

Otherwise what do the hooved layabouts do alday?

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ December 12 2008, 3:12 PM GMT
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What the flip are those? Looks like those weird sugar-encrusted, crunchy marshmallows. Sick

Bettie Page is dead?

Tonight's masturbation is going to be unusually poignant.

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 12 2008, 3:31 PM GMT

There are those things that are so special all they have to do is exist.

Like TVs.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 12 2008, 3:46 PM GMT

Bettie Page is dead?

Tonight's masturbation is going to be unusually poignant.

You gonna weep for her?

His special tears.

Quote: Aaron @ December 12 2008, 3:38 PM GMT

Can it be turned off though?

Yes. Can't remember if it's on by default or not.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 12 2008, 3:24 PM GMT

A....?

Just fooling around and dropping the letter S in order to make a nasty word. No, I'm not really Baptist or any other religion.

Quote: Aaron @ December 12 2008, 3:45 PM GMT

What the flip are those? Looks like those weird sugar-encrusted, crunchy marshmallows. Sick

That's what they are. They make various colors of Peeps for Easter. Quite nasty, bun fun to put in the microwave.

They are like a diabetics suicide pills.

Quote: DaButt @ December 12 2008, 4:01 PM GMT

That's what they are. They make various colors of Peeps for Easter. Quite nasty, bun fun to put in the microwave.

*shudder* Hateeee those things.

Quote: Griff @ December 12 2008, 9:41 AM GMT

Immortal, Sooty. Not Immoral.

In case anyone is currently in Blockbuster, taxing the computer system, the film is actually called The Notorious Bettie page, not The Immortal/Immoral Bettie Page.

I wonder if they buried her in a Y-shaped coffin.

I have never ever heard of Bettie Page.
Am I seriously the only one?

Nope.

Quote: zooo @ December 12 2008, 6:26 PM GMT

I have never ever heard of Bettie Page.
Am I seriously the only one?

I'm vaguely aware of the name, but nothing more.

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