I know children are growing up fast today, but I can't believe my nephew asked Santa for...
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 11 2008, 9:25 PM GMTI know children are growing up fast today, but I can't believe my nephew asked Santa for...
XL clothes
him to take his hand out of his pants.
I knew my mother in law didn't like me, but even I didn't expect to find a..........in my mincepies.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 11 2008, 9:25 PM GMTI know children are growing up fast today, but I can't believe my nephew asked Santa for...
viagra
Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2008, 8:56 PM GMTI didn't realsie my mincepies were so awful, till Santa.......
..said it didn't "meat" "currant" standards, and if it were a company he'd "suet".
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I got a Russian military surplus computer for Christmas, when I booted it up it........
I played Tetris and nuked Milton Keynes.
Santa had a special present for Osama Bin Laden it was a ........
Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2008, 9:35 PM GMTI played Tetris and nuked Milton Keynes.
Santa had a special present for Osama Bin Laden it was a ........
Weapon of Christmass Destruction.
Santa was making 3 lists naughty, nice and.........
Quote: Griff @ December 11 2008, 9:42 PM GMTSanta had a special present for Osama Bin Laden it was a ........
.... decent f**king camcorder for a change.
NB I concede. Nigel's joke is ace.
Thanks Griff.
Can people do some feeder lines?
I hate Christmas when all the family comes round and we...
ask who smacked me over the head with the baseball bat.
Did you put rohypnol in the sherry, again.
I got you a special present for Christmas, it's so special you can't wrap it, it's..........
So Mrs. Claus said to the elves, "Don't worry about Santa, he'll be gone all night. That leaves us time to............
get down to some serious goblin' before I unwrap your packages.
Our Christmas tree is so big..........