British Comedy Guide

Music shop quickie

INT. EVENING. MUSIC SHOP.

DRACULA ENTERS AND WALKS UP TO THE COUNTER.

WORKER:
Can I help you sir?

DRACULA:
Yes, I'd like a cymbal please.

WORKER MAKES A CROSS WITH HIS TWO INDEX FINGERS.

DRACULA:
Aaargh!

Nice one. He could go to a restaurant and order a "stake" too !!!

Or an S&M car wash, and a car-lick.

..and a Daily Mirror..

I thought it was too much of a stretch to be honest...

Quote: Chris Forshaw @ December 11 2008, 9:49 PM GMT

I thought it was too much of a stretch to be honest...

I wasn't too sure of it myself, just some harmless fun that will come to nothing.

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