Haven't made a festive clip this year, so here's an oldie for anyone who didn't see it when I trotted it out last year:
http://www.davidbussell.com/rumfunnel/sanityclause.htm
Choke on it, consumers!
Merry Crumbubble
That's always been a great favourite of mine!
I love it! Made me larff the first time and made me larff this time 
Christmas can now begin Huzzah!
lol 
But why do you keep a sofa in your sauna?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 11 2008, 2:44 PM GMTlol
But why do you keep a sofa in your sauna?
To absorb the sweat, silly.
Porto Portugal has lots of Santas.
Just got back from my first round of Christmas shopping. An old man and his wife were blocking the aisle in an upscale department store and as I tried to squeeze by them he farted loudly and didn't even blink. Luckily we were in the stinky perfume section of the store and I'm good at holding my breath.
A few feet away I heard a woman ask a clerk, "What brand of cologne are the Mexican nationals buying this year?"
When I made my way into the Bath & Bodyworks store I had a difficult time choosing a gift for my friend and was tempted to ask, "What kind of soap do Jewish women like?" but I just bought a gift card instead.