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BCG Celebrity Lookalikes... Page 34

Is Bussell Mika in disguise?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaEPCsQ4608

Quote: Tuumble @ September 19 2011, 2:42 PM BST

Is Bussell Mika in disguise?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaEPCsQ4608

Funnily enough, when I had my hair longer my sister told me that Mika came on the telly and her eldest kid said "Is that Uncle Dave?"

Quote: David Bussell @ September 19 2011, 2:50 PM BST

Funnily enough, when I had my hair longer my sister told me that Mika came on the telly and her eldest kid said "Is that Uncle Dave?"

The fun now is to believe it actually is you do those things with a squeaky voice. Maybe you need to do a BCG reworking with Grace Kelly becoming Nigel Kelly.

Here's a quick run at the lyrics - feel free to make better rhymes. ;)

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NIGE KELLY

I wanna talk to you
{The last time we talked Mr. Chip you reduced me to tears
I promise you that won't happen again}

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

Yeah, I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Nige Kelly
But all his looks were too sad
So I tried a little Sooty
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be Jude, gotta be rude
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

{Getting angry doesn't solve anything}

How can I help it? How can I help it?
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby, hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink

Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like yourself?
Should I bend over?
Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?

I try to be like Nige Kelly
But all his looks were too sad
So I tried a little Ellie
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be Jude, gotta be rude
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself, hey!
But you only want what everybody else
Says you should want, you should want

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

{Henman, we're leaving}
Kaching

Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 16 2011, 7:16 PM BST

I get told I look like one of the Nolan sisters, but noone can ever say which one

Take your pick?

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Quote: Will Cam @ September 19 2011, 4:53 PM BST

Take your pick?

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Probably Kevin.

Who the heck is that on the left?? I take it back :P

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 19 2011, 6:20 PM BST

Who the heck is that on the left?? I take it back :P

Maybe she was a stunt Nolan (for excessive shimmying in their videos)

Quote: Tuumble @ September 19 2011, 3:35 PM BST

The fun now is to believe it actually is you do those things with a squeaky voice. Maybe you need to do a BCG reworking with Grace Kelly becoming Nigel Kelly.

Here's a quick run at the lyrics - feel free to make better rhymes. ;)

---

NIGE KELLY

I wanna talk to you
{The last time we talked Mr. Chip you reduced me to tears
I promise you that won't happen again}

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

Yeah, I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Nige Kelly
But all his looks were too sad
So I tried a little Sooty
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be Jude, gotta be rude
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door!

{Getting angry doesn't solve anything}

How can I help it? How can I help it?
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby, hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink

Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like yourself?
Should I bend over?
Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?

I try to be like Nige Kelly
But all his looks were too sad
So I tried a little Ellie
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be Jude, gotta be rude
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself, hey!
But you only want what everybody else
Says you should want, you should want

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

I could be brown, I could be zooo
I could be member Shoepie
I could be evil, I could be Leevil
I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door!

{Henman, we're leaving}
Kaching

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Rupert Grint

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Aaron

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Can't see it myself, I must say.

Me either, I was just going by older posts and hoping they knew something I didn't. :D Just looking for an excuse to post the picture of Rupert Grint!

Ha! Fair enough, that is a rather spiffing picture.

Who do you get told you look like then Zooo?

I dunno. Some sort of female John Merrick?

:D (AS ELEPHANT MAN) Falshh Modeshhty!

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