British Comedy Guide

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Quote: Nil Putters @ December 11 2008, 2:49 PM GMT

"Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this f**king time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this f**king time! No f**king way! No f**king way, no f**king way, no f**king way! You've made me look a right c**t!"

Sexy Beast?

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 11 2008, 2:49 PM GMT

"Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this f**king time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this f**king time! No f**king way! No f**king way, no f**king way, no f**king way! You've made me look a right c**t!"

The Gary Bushell Story.?

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 11 2008, 2:31 PM GMT

"You ever read any Nietzsche? Nietzsche says there's two kinds of people in the world: people who are destined for greatness like Walt Disney... and Hitler. Then there's the rest of us, he called us "the bungled and the botched." We get teased. We sometimes get close to greatness, but we never get there. We're the expendable masses. We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin... get gunned down in Dairy Queens."

That was The Fisher King btw.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 11 2008, 2:51 PM GMT

Sexy Beast?

Score!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 11 2008, 2:51 PM GMT

Sexy Beast?

Sirben Kingsley's best role. Terrifying.

"Give me the f**king keys, you f**king cocksucking motherf**ker, aaarrrghh!"

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ December 11 2008, 3:01 PM GMT

"Give me the f**king keys, you f**king cocksucking motherf**ker, aaarrrghh!"

Dan

The Usual Suspects.

BAM!

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2008, 2:53 PM GMT

Sirben Kingsley's best role. Terrifying.

You've obviously never seen Gandhi II: The Barefoot Berserker

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 11 2008, 3:05 PM GMT

You've obviously never seen Gandhi II: The Barefoot Berserker

:D

Try this one on for size:
"You want a daddy, I'll give you a spanking."

Quote: David Bussell @ December 11 2008, 3:06 PM GMT

Try this one on for size:
"You want a daddy, I'll give you a spanking."

Blue Velvet? That's wrong, isn't it?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 11 2008, 3:09 PM GMT

Blue Velvet? That's wrong, isn't it?

Wrong. Okay, enother line from the same exchange:

"Get what, get back!"

Mmmm. Don't know that one.

What about;

"Hey guys, someone's left a baby on our doorstop! Now the three of us men will have to look after it with hilarious consequences."

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 11 2008, 3:18 PM GMT

"Hey guys, someone's left a baby on our doorstop! Now the three of us men will have to look after it with hilarious consequences."

The Terminator?

3 paedo's and a baby?

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Dan

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