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Quote: Paul W @ December 10 2008, 2:51 PM GMT

Yes - especially the first one.

She's a shite actress but my God she's hot.

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Quote: Paul W @ December 10 2008, 2:51 PM GMT

She's a shite actress but my God she's hot.

I could walk onto any university campus and find a hotter young lass within 10 minutes. But that's true of most actresses, I suppose. Only high-end fashion models tend to be more beautiful than the average cute girl on the street. But I'd choose the girl next door over a runway nutcase any day.

Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2008, 2:56 PM GMT

I could walk onto any university campus and find a hotter young lass within 10 minutes. But that's true of most actresses, I suppose. Only high-end fashion models tend to be more beautiful than the average cute girl on the street. But I'd choose the girl next door over a runway nutcase any day.

You would give up the chance to say that you're banging a movie star?

Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2008, 2:56 PM GMT

I could walk onto any university campus and find a hotter young lass within 10 minutes. But that's true of most actresses, I suppose. Only high-end fashion models tend to be more beautiful than the average cute girl on the street. But I'd choose the girl next door over a runway nutcase any day.

High end supermodels are skinny and gangly, in other words ugly.

Scarlett on the other hand is a major hotty, true could find someone near as damn it hot as her but still - hot!

Gav, back me up!

Quote: Paul W @ December 10 2008, 2:58 PM GMT

High end supermodels are skinny and gangly, in other words ugly.

Scarlett on the other hand is a major hotty, true could find someone near as damn it hot as her but still - hot!

Gav, back me up!

Agreed I don't think Super models are attractive at all.

Scarlett is a stunning woman.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 2:57 PM GMT

You would give up the chance to say that you're banging a movie star?

Other than the novelty factor, yeah. Most of the Hollywood types come across as unbearable. Every now and then I read about one who seems almost normal. I read an interview with Sandra Bullock and she came across as a nice person.

I think the true test of cool celebrities versus annoying celebrities is whether they date/marry non-celebrities. The people who seem normal and grounded seem to be the ones who marry normal people and eschew most of the Hollywood madness.

I'd still give my right testicle for a go on Angelina Jolie.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 3:05 PM GMT

I'd still give my right testicle for a go on Angelina Jolie.

Really? she's a bit weird though. Carrying blood round with her and shit.

Reckon she'd be proper kinky though

Quote: Gavin @ December 10 2008, 3:06 PM GMT

Really? she's a bit weird though. Carrying blood round with her and shit.

Don't look at the blood when you're poking the fire.

Unless the fire starts bleeding over you.

Hmmm I haven't thought this through, let me get back to you...

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 3:05 PM GMT

I'd still give my right testicle for a go on Angelina Jolie.

Same here.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 3:05 PM GMT

I'd still give my right testicle for a go on Angelina Jolie.

Now that is desperate Rolling eyes

Quote: Gavin @ December 10 2008, 3:06 PM GMT

Really? she's a bit weird though. Carrying blood round with her and shit.

She carries shit around with her? I knew she was odd!

I think she looks like a fish. Not good.

I'm out on Angelina.

Quote: Paul W @ December 10 2008, 3:09 PM GMT

Don't look at the blood when you're poking the fire.

Unless the fire starts bleeding over you.

Hmmm I haven't thought this through, let me get back to you...

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 3:09 PM GMT

Now that is desperate Rolling eyes

It'd be worth it.

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