British Comedy Guide

Clean my house.....please! Page 2

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 1:11 PM GMT

Scarey :S

It's called organization. Now my household chores are done quickly and on a regular basis instead of putting them off until they become all-day cleaning frenzies.

I pay someone to do it for me, but only because I can't do it myself.

You could always go and live in a cave, or on a beach. Perhaps you could just move house when yours gets too messy.

If it gets really bad, the neighbours will complain about the smell, then those nice men from the council will come and clean it for you.

Yup, pay someone...........that I do!!

I'm not good at keeping tidy! I do tidy up after myself in the kitchen, bathroom, and living room out of respect but the actual cleaning part I don't do often cause the boys tend to do it for me. I do clean the bathroom cause I am funny about that and do the laundry and ironing and cooking and they do all the rest! I can do it, it's just I'm naturally a clutter bug and my own room is a clutter haven!

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:51 PM GMT

Of course not. It's woman's work. Preferably while dressed in a tiny French Maids Uniform and tottering about on high heels. :$

*Writes down*

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 12:53 PM GMT

Cover everything in cling film so you no longer have to dust. Use paper plates and cups and plastic cutlery removing the need for washing up. Buy all your clothes from a charity shop, it's so cheap you can throw them away after wearing them once, no more laundry or ironing.

*picks up other notepad and writes down*

Quote: Loopey @ December 10 2008, 1:50 PM GMT

I pay someone to do it for me, but only because I can't do it myself.

You could always go and live in a cave, or on a beach. Perhaps you could just move house when yours gets too messy.

*throws away one notepad*

Hmmm I need more notepads...

Quote: Paul W @ December 10 2008, 5:43 PM GMT

*Writes down*

*picks up other notepad and writes down*

*throws away one notepad*

Hmmm I need more notepads...

Laughing out loud

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