Suicide Kids

THREE EMO KIDS SIT IN A BEDROOM

KID 1
I want to kill myself like Ian Curtis. Hanging, with the life being choked out of me by the rope.

KID 2
I want to kill myself like Kurt Cobain. Gunshot, pull the trigger and you're gone

KID 3
I'm gonna make a noose out of cheese wire, hang it round my neck, superglue my hands to my head and then jump.

KID 1
Who done that?

KID 3
Nobody

KID 1
So why do you want to do it then?

KID 3
'Cos whoever finds my body is going to think I ripped my own head off.

I like the idea, but I think it's more of a stand-up joke or a throwaway line as part of a longer story than the focus of a whole sketch.
Definitely keep the idea on file, though.

Thanks for the feedback. That's just a rough version of something I came up with last night, I wanted to see what people thought before I started to build it up a bit.