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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 1:36 PM GMT

Catherine Zeta Jones was nice. Wouldn't touch her now, not after that old bloke Douglas has been there. She is so much younger than him that he must have to make aeroplane noises to get his cock in her mouth.

Rolling eyes

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 12:41 PM GMT

I hope zooo is a good purebred Aryan blonde. Otherwise I foresee trouble in that relationship.

Blonde, James Blonde.

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 11:39 AM GMT

I read here folks hate France, america and a few others come to mind. Why do you not like a country? Tell me all about your reasons. :)

I actually like France and parts of the US! Sorry Aaron.

I would say I don't like a country but I really would not fancy a trip to the Congo. The terrible things that happen there to women and children are so distressing Teary

I can understand the US. I like some parts of the US. (Vegas. <3) But France? Bah!

I toured in France and the bits I saw were gorgeous.

They do get worse rain than us though.

Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 6:00 PM GMT

I can understand the US. I like some parts of the US. (Vegas. <3) But France? Bah!

Ah, you like your towns to be as artificial as your chicken.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 10 2008, 5:53 PM GMT

I would say I don't like a country but I really would not fancy a trip to the Congo.

But they drink Um Bongo there!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 10 2008, 6:02 PM GMT

I toured in France and the bits I saw were gorgeous.

They do get worse rain than us though.

But it's full of french people.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 10 2008, 6:02 PM GMT

But they drink Um Bongo there!

I don't think they do those ads anymore because of the war there!

Child rape and AIDS are not good for selling juice!

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 10 2008, 6:02 PM GMT

But they drink Um Bongo there!

I've always wanted to phone up the embassy and ask if they drink Um Bongo.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 6:02 PM GMT

But it's full of french people.

Prezunctly.

Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 6:09 PM GMT

I've always wanted to phone up the embassy and ask if they drink Um Bongo.

I bet they dread the weekend, people out on the piss. It's bound to happen.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 10 2008, 6:08 PM GMT

I don't think they do those ads anymore because of the war there!

Well, it's a highly prized drink, not sure if I'd go to war over it though.

Byeeeeeeeeee.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 10 2008, 6:08 PM GMT

Child rape and AIDS are not good for selling juice!

You had to spoil a good war didn't you. :(

You're right though, I don't remember that being mentioned in the ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMn9mxHAilk

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