I do not like that country because... Page 3

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 1:01 PM GMT

Argentinian as in The Odessa File? Now I understand.

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I don't know what that is.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 1:00 PM GMT

Is it just me or does this remind you of Moby Dick?

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Perhaps a name-change is in order. How about Charlotte Cathedral?

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ December 10 2008, 1:05 PM GMT

Perhaps a name-change is in order. How about Charlotte Cathedral?

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Got to say though, I still would. I reckon she would be a right dirty bird.

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 1:02 PM GMT

Yes I am. But a bit of a rubbish Welsh because I haven't lived there for 20 years, although I go back regularly to disappoint my family.

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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 1:10 PM GMT

Got to say though, I still would. I reckon she would be a right dirty bird.

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I bet she's into stuff not even chip would think of.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ December 10 2008, 12:56 PM GMT

I'm not keen on Wales.*awaits retribution*

The Welsh are either prostitutes or rugby players.

My wife's Welsh - and what an excellent scrum-half.

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Perhaps Charlotte's a hooker then.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 1:00 PM GMT

Is it just me or does this remind you of Moby Dick?

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Oh my, she has changed.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ December 10 2008, 1:13 PM GMT

Perhaps Charlotte's a hooker then.

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There's a joke about a tenor there somewhere.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 1:15 PM GMT

There's a joke about a tenor there somewhere.

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Forget tenors, think of mezzo-sopranos. That should lead nicely on to Katherine Jenkins.

I can forgive her Welshiness. Phwoar!

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 1:14 PM GMT

Oh my, she has changed.

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Substitute "changed" with "morphed" - into a bikini-clad manitee.

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 1:30 PM GMT

Katherine Jenkins is proper luvly.

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Or do you mean "There's lovely, isn't it?"

Catherine Zeta Jones was nice. Wouldn't touch her now, not after that old bloke Douglas has been there. She is so much younger than him that he must have to make aeroplane noises to get his cock in her mouth.

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I notice Dr Mato has moved from the Russian Federation to the United States Minor Outlying Islands.

Gets around a bit, doesn't she.

The only country I truly hate is Iran.
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Because it reminds me of that horrible Flock of Seagulls song.

Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2008, 1:46 PM GMT

The only country I truly hate is Iran.
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Because it reminds me of that horrible Flock of Seagulls song.

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You mean "Wishing"? Oh, erm..I see.."I Ran"