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Should Elvis Impersonators Be Outlawed Worldwide? Page 5

Quote: Curt @ December 10 2008, 4:59 PM GMT

A round older white and very friendly guy.

The word you're looking for here is "fatty".

All right...he was pretty fat.

Is that a badger or a dog wearing that hat?

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Quote: Curt @ December 10 2008, 5:28 PM GMT

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Nice badger.

Curt you sure that isn't the real Elvis?

Hiding out in America's last untamed wilderness?

Quote: Leevil @ December 10 2008, 2:13 AM GMT

And whatever he shat out into the toilet he was sat on.

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Don't make me laugh you bastard!

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ December 10 2008, 3:24 AM GMT

What about Elvis Costello impersonators? We don't want innocent Elvi to get caught up in this blanket ban. :O

Ah - now you're talking.

Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2008, 11:08 AM GMT

He was also an amazing singer and entertainer who brough joy to millions when he died.

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What happened Elvis shagged your missus and knicked your sandwich?

More likely shagged your sandwich and made you eat it.

Dying was his best career move.

Funnily enough she did like him but I'm quite happy for her to join him.

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