Should Elvis Impersonators Be Outlawed Worldwide? Page 4

Quote: David Bussell @ December 10 2008, 11:09 AM GMT

Stormtrooper Elvis.

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Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 11:09 AM GMT

Woah. I'm related to Abraham Lincoln. Does that mean I'm also related to Elvis?

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You should buy yourself a stove top hat Aaron. Wear it like Scottish wear their kilts.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 10 2008, 11:09 AM GMT

Stormtrooper Elvis.

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Compared to Elvis, that girl put no effort into her costume at all.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 10 2008, 12:11 PM GMT

Compared to Elvis, that girl put no effort into her costume at all.

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She's a girl. Not wearing much. That's enough effort for me.

Quote: Curt @ December 10 2008, 11:38 AM GMT

You should buy yourself a stove top hat Aaron. Wear it like Scottish wear their kilts.

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Don't know if anybody's mentioned it as I can't be arsed to trawl the whole thread, but, a few years ago for a friends birthday I went to the Chinese Elvis restaurant down the Old Kent Road.

Oh deary f**king me!

I thought you might just get two or three songs - yes, very funny, Chinese Elvis, ha ha - and all that, but no. A whole f**king set! I think I managed to get away after about an hour and a half. I was on the verge of some serious clobberin' time!

It sounds awesome. But I think I read that they closed down a couple of years back. And I'm too lazy to Google right now.

Good. I hope somebody burnt the f**ker down. And shot all the Chinese Elvi (plural) for their heinous crimes against humanity (or me, as I suppose I count as human).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CO7FPU7a2g

Chinese Elvis, I want one of those for Christmas.

Ned, please have all of them!

Probably get bored after hearing 'ruv me tenda' for the 20th time.

You'd certainly be 'tenda' after the 20th time! Ho, and indeed, ho.

There was an Indian Elvis used to do karaoke in my local pub. Called himself Elvish.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 10 2008, 2:21 PM GMT

There was an Indian Elvis used to do karaoke in my local pub. Called himself Elvish.

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I had an Elvis impersonator on the bus I used to ride every day before I moved. A round older white and very friendly guy. He'd break into tunes for everyone on the bus and never asked for any money...although he was a bit of a mean drunk. I saw him on the bus one night late sleeping at the back of the bus. I went over to see if he needed some help and a guy stopped me and said "you might want to steer clear of the King, he just tried right hooked a guy a few stops ago for telling him Elvis sucked".
I saw him again a few days later during the day and he was all jolly and singing for people on the bus again.