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The very worst Santa. Page 9

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 11 2008, 1:26 PM GMT

I don't know about the worst Santa, but is this the worst teacher?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081211/tuk-teacher-sacked-over-santa-gaffe-dba1618.html

Lee - if your son was in this teacher's class, she's just saved you a job. What a meanie woman.

"A supply teacher who told pupils Santa Claus did not exist has been sacked."

"Year Three children at Blackshaw Lane Primary School in Oldham, Greater Manchester, were left devastated by the news."

One paren't said: "My son came home and said that his substitute teacher had told the class that Santa doesn't exist and it's your mum and dad that put out presents for them.

"He was nearly in tears - and so close to Christmas. He was distraught about it."

Ummm...doesn't this kind of prove my point, Dolly? "Devastated"? "Close to tears"?

I see what you mean. But I think - like Frank Carson - it's the way she told them. I still think they're better having that magic and gradually realising when they are ready. I wish my parents had bothered with the pretence :(

Lee's world does sound very cold and utilitarian and lacking in magic.

You know as some one who's never really done Christmas, the whole Christmas myth is a tad well "weird,"

I mean an old bloke who spends vast effort delivering presents, to kids who don't really need them.

Whilst ignoring genuine poverty and suffering.

I mean maybe Santa used to be a great idea in times of closer knit community.

Now it just seems like bending over for a major raping by the big corporations.

With a sprinkle of cinamon and holly.

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2008, 1:56 PM GMT

Lee's world does sound very cold and utilitarian and lacking in magic.

He should turn the heating on in his utility room and shout 'hey presto' from time to time.

Quote: Lee Henman @ December 11 2008, 1:39 PM GMT

Ummm...doesn't this kind of prove my point, Dolly? "Devastated"? "Close to tears"?

Not at all. As has probably been said already, it's the way in which she told them. Not that they'd been lied to, as you seem obsessed with classing it as. And they're only about 7! Far too early.

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2008, 1:56 PM GMT

Lee's world does sound very cold and utilitarian and lacking in magic.

Quite!

Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2008, 1:59 PM GMT

Whilst ignoring genuine poverty and suffering.

F**k 'em. If they can't help themselves, then why should anyone else?

Quote: Aaron @ December 11 2008, 3:30 PM GMT

Not at all. As has probably been said already, it's the way in which she told them. Not that they'd been lied to, as you seem obsessed with classing it as. And they're only about 7! Far too early.

Quite!

F**k 'em. If they can't help themselves, then why should anyone else?

Fastest route to the sex offenders register.

What is?

And how?

I did love that film; along with Scrooged it's one of the only 2 Christmas films I like.

Quote: Aaron @ December 11 2008, 3:37 PM GMT

What is?

And how?

Threatening to have sex with all the unfortunates.

Boom boom.

I downloaded Bad Santa yeeeeears ago, when it was first released in the US (a year before it was out here, IIRC). Still not watched though. :/

One of my favourite Christmas films too. :)

Quote: zooo @ December 11 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

One of my favourite Christmas films too. :)

I like watching the Muppet, Emmett Otters Jug Band Christmas. One of Henson's earlier puppet days.

And Charlie Brown Christmas.

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2008, 1:56 PM GMT

Lee's world does sound very cold and utilitarian and lacking in magic.

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Charlie Brown is so excruciatingly depressing.

But Scrooged, Bill Murray at the hight of his powers, a genuinely funny and not to sentimental script.

Damn I love that film, it may be the ultimate 80s film.

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