Get a job.

VO

And now at 2pm on a Wednesday is a party political boradcast by the primeminister.

GORDON BROWN

People of Britain our economy is in dire trouble. More trouble than when Peter Mandelson made me that special coffee and pulled my trousers down.

Britain needs you the 3million out of work or on incapacity to get jobs.

And yes that's all of you; including Mr Betteridge with his lazy anus, Mrs Tibbett with her bad back that doesn't stop her humping the milk man and Mr Price saying c**t once a week is not incurable tourettes.

And just to motivate you to clear the crisp packets off your stinking Argos sofas.

In Jeremy Kyle Bozzer is Jezzer's dad but he won't leave slagger, the count down conundrum is bollocks and in In the Night Garden. Iggle Piggle falls over over but Upsy Daisy gives him a kiss.

And if you don't get some work.

I'll be back tomorrow to tell you who stabbed Jessica Fletcher's bestmate.

VO

That was a party political broadcast by the Labor Party.

The Labor Party a bigger did it and ran away.

good stuff. bremner would lap that up.

p.s. I might be being simple but that last line don't make no sense to me.

Nice idea, I like it.

Quote: amillionpounds @ December 8 2008, 10:41 PM GMT

good stuff. bremner would lap that up.

p.s. I might be being simple but that last line don't make no sense to me.

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I'm glad it was only one line.

I think I was trying to show "a bigger boy did it and ran away," as the cornerstone of Labout policy.