Santa Quickie Porno

(Homage to Nigel Kelly's original)

INT. PORNO FILM SET - DAY

SANTA IS DRESSED IN USUAL SANTA GEAR FROM THE TOP UP. NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN - HIS JOLLY MEMBER IS READY FOR ACTION. 3 BIMBO "ELVES" ARE READY "DOGGY STYLE", WAITING FOR THE GREAT MAN TO DELIVER

SANTA: (Points to each in turn)

Ho, Ho, Ho.......

(Sorry Nigel !!!!!!!)

Frasier already did the Ho, Ho, Ho joke as, I suspect, did every single person writing for 118 118 this Christmas.

Yeah, I know... as I say, I couldn't resist the obvious I must learn to restrain myself...

Ha, you sleigh me!

Not as good as mine but worth a try