Wake Up Call

Throwing myself in the pool.

WAKE UP CALL

OPEN TO THE SOUND OF A WOMAN SCREAMING IN ORGASM. DAVID AND SAMANTHA BREATHE HEAVILY.

DAVID:Was that okay?

SAMANTHAh yes that was fine.

DAVID:Fine?

SAMANTHA:Better than fine, great actually. What a great way to wake up.

DAVID:You must have been tired falling asleep in your chair like that. God my mouth is soaking. Do we have any tissues?

SAMANTHA:In the drawer there. We have done a lot of travelling lately. I was having
the most beautiful dream about Brad Pitt and then……

DAVIDo it was a team effort then?

SAMANTHAon't be like that. It was all you darling. God they should make alarm clocks that wake you up like that.

DAVID:You would just get used to it. Oral sex every morning, it would just be the same. Not the alarm again!

SAMANTHA:You're not a woman darling. I'd set it on that…what's the one where it keeps going off?

DAVID:The snooze button.

SAMANTHAh yes the snooze button mmmmmm. Repeat over and over again.

THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AND SIMON ENTERS.

SIMON:They're ready for you Prime Minister.

DAVIDh excellent. See you soon darling.

SAMANTHA:If I fall asleep again you will wake me up?

DAVID:I'll be a snooze button.

DAVID EXITS.

END.
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