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Static Phone - Radio Sketch!

F/X:BUSY STREET

GARY:There you are Trevor, I've been trying to get hold of you for ages. I've been ringing and ringing.

TREVOR:Yeah sorry you know I keep losing my mobile phone?

GARY:Not again, that's like the 5th one.

TREVOR:its okay, I've signed up to this new scheme, instead you get a static phone. So you know where it is at all times.

GAV:Erm.. how does that work?

TREVOR:I brought it to show you, here.

GAV:That big block of concrete? How do you use it?

TREVOR:Ring my number?

F/X:FX DIALING PHONE AND MUFFLED RINGING.

GAV:But if it's encased in concrete you can't answer it.

TREVOR:I know, best f**king phone I've bought

END

I like where this is going, but it would benefit from being a bit longer.

Could also work better as a JML style mock ad?

Yeah had this sketch in my head for ages pretty much word for word as it is, as you say maybe I can take it further. Like my other one today I will rethink.

Thanks again.

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