Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 1:15 PM BSTWhat about a pork one?
Well that wouldn't work, would it? As soon as he brought it down on anybody it would collapse.....oh I see, you were talking about his penis.
Oh my aching sides. etc.
David Mitchell Page 4
"David Mitchell raped by mugger"
Can you imagine that headline? Oh my Christ. That would be... just horrible. Horrible.
Can you imagine him trying to be witty on a Radio 4 panel show knowing full well half the audience were trying to put images of him being forcibly bummed in an alley out of their minds?
Anyway.
Just an idea for the next series of Would I Lie To You.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ June 9 2010, 2:03 PM BST"David Mitchell raped by mugger"
Mugged and raped!
Flipping heck, people!
Anyway, poor old David. I wonder if the mugger realised who he was.
David should have said "do you know who I AM?
Quote: zooo @ June 9 2010, 2:18 PM BSTAnyway, poor old David. I wonder if the mugger realised who he was.
Perhaps it was the OTHER David Mitchell. The writer. I heard him interviewed a few weeks back and he said ominously that he hoped in five years time one David Mitchell would have disappeared.
Eep.
If one has to go, I know which one I'd prefer it to be!
Yes, we, fortunately it isn't an actual choice we have to face. The 'Which David Mitchell' shall we save.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 9 2010, 2:29 PM BSTYes, we, fortunately it isn't an actual choice we have to face. The 'Which David Mitchell' shall we save.
We don't know how deep the Tory cuts will be yet.
Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 2:30 PM BSTWe don't know how deep the Tory cuts will be yet.
That's it, get some practice in for the Newsjack oneliners!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 9 2010, 2:29 PM BSTThe 'Which David Mitchell' shall we save.
Now there's a Channel 4 format if ever I heard one.
I don't see what all the fuss is about.
Ok so he sometimes overplays jokes and overacts.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2010, 12:40 PM BSTGood, I'm glad it's not just me.
No, I doubt you're alone in the bushes.