Worst bit of Christmas. Page 5

Is Jason Donovan the 'second woman' then?

Quote: amillionpounds @ December 7 2008, 5:08 PM GMT

Trying to get to sleep on Christmas eve when you know a hairy old fat man is going to try to get into your house at some point.

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Well he likes to make his entry where you least expect it.

What is the different between Santa and Gary Glitter?

One sneaks into your kids bedroom when they are asleep with a big bulging sack and the other is Father Christmas.

Oh my god, the first time I read that I genuinely thought you were sooty!

Ifanku!

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2008, 10:42 PM GMT

Oh my god, the first time I read that I genuinely thought you were sooty!

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Hee!

cliff richard bumming a reindeer

Quote: amillionpounds @ December 8 2008, 10:48 PM GMT

cliff richard bumming a reindeer

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Cliff Richard bumming a reindeer, with Enya playing in the background.