MRS ANNA LEONWENS IS TALKING TO A PALACE SERVANT.
ANNA
Gosh so this is the palace of the King of Siam, and I am to teach his children English. Perhaps even to teach him how to love and be civilised.
BEGINS TO SING WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE.
SERVANT
I'm sorry your ladyship there's been a misunderstanding.
OOV WE HEAR JONATHON KING SINGING THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BUGGERING BOYS.
ANNA
Erm where's my son?
LOUIS (HER SON) RUNS ON PURSUED BY JONATHON KING WITH HIS PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES.
VO
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