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Marc P ? That's what my dog does around our neighbourhood.

My gran's got a stair lift... she's been dancing around all day.

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 5:27 PM GMT

He's like a butcher manlier Marc P.

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My aunt???

Quote: Marc P @ December 10 2008, 5:26 PM GMT

Who's Tim Vine. Is he as gritty in his comedy as me then?

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You seem far too nice to have ever written for EastEnders.

Get a chat room, you two!

Why can't bulemics play rounders? They can only throw up.