INT. TV STUDIO.
A RECORDING OF COUNTDOWN IS TAKING PLACE.
CONTESTANT 2: (O.O.V.)
Consonant please, and another, another consonant, and another, and another, consonant, consonant again, and another and a final consonant please.
HOST:
Ok, thirty seconds starting from now.
FX COUNTDOWN THEME TUNE#
CUT TO CONTESTANT 1:
None I'm afraid.
CUT TO CLOSE UP OF CONTESTANT 2:
I've got a risky 7, 'jyllkkt'.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL CONTESTANT 2 WEARING IKEA UNIFORM.
I was giggling when he asked for all consonants, and the end was great.
Very good!
Thnks vry mch 
I wish someone would do that for real on Countdown. Gave me a chuckle Nigel.
i like it. short and clever, bit like yoda.
Good stuff!
This is so squilliony times better than I expected from the basic Countdown premise. Funny. full stop.
I reiterate that Nigel Kelly is a master of short, sharp, and bloody funny. This sketch is all the proof we need.