What did you steal, Matt? Panini stickers?
I did the crime but not the time. Page 2
Quote: Ben @ December 4 2008, 4:10 PM GMTWhat did you steal, Matt? Panini stickers?
Oh yes, football stickers, wrestling stickers, sweets, books, all sorts of stuff. I was a light fingered young lad, but so pleasant that nobody suspected a thing! Aha!
I once did something so excruciatingly embarrassing that I can't possibly tell you what it was. But it landed me behind bars for a whole day. Apart from that I've been a very good boy.
Oh there was one time a lot of years ago that I saw two drunk guys following a blind lady and throwing stones at her guide dog. I saw red and hit them both, knocking one of them out. But I was young and an idiot then.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 4 2008, 4:11 PM GMTOh yes, football stickers, wrestling stickers, sweets, books, all sorts of stuff. I was a light fingered young lad, but so pleasant that nobody suspected a thing! Aha!
Did you ever steal anyones heart?
Quote: Ben @ December 4 2008, 4:13 PM GMTDid you ever steal anyones heart?
With this face?
Though I dis swipe some lovehearts once, I seem to remember.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 4 2008, 4:15 PM GMTThough I dis swipe some lovehearts once, I seem to remember.
I like writing my own lewd messages on the back of them and handing them round to the girls at work.
Quote: Ben @ December 4 2008, 4:17 PM GMTI like writing my own lewd messages on the back of them and handing them round to the girls at work.
You cad!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 4 2008, 4:18 PM GMTYou cad!
Ben: Hey! I saved you a loveheart.
Ben hands a loveheart to office girl.
Office Girl: Aww! You're so sweet, Ben and.... WHAT?! WITH A MELON?!
ENDS
Quote: Ben @ December 4 2008, 4:21 PM GMTBen: Hey! I saved you a loveheart.
Ben hands a loveheart to office girl.
Office Girl: Aww! You're so sweet, Ben and.... WHAT?! WITH A MELON?!
ENDS
Mm; smoooooth . . . .
Quote: Ben @ December 4 2008, 4:21 PM GMTBen: Hey! I saved you a loveheart.
Ben hands a loveheart to office girl.
Office Girl: Aww! You're so sweet, Ben and.... WHAT?! WITH A MELON?!
ENDS
Oh my!!!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 4 2008, 4:07 PM GMTI've certainly swiped stuff from shops when I was a kid; and never once got caught! Go me?
So do you feel any guilt about Woolworths closing down?
Quote: Dr Mato @ December 4 2008, 2:17 PM GMTHave you ever committed a criminal act that could land you in the cage of bars?
Oh please share!
I blew up some outhouses with my brother at age 10 and quit school with falsified documents at age 11.
In my adulthood I knifed out some tires of a washichu thieving mad crazed hunter so the officials could catch him and played innocent to the tire damage. I also drove a car with no tags, no windows and little breaks two hours to get to another county because I wanted to get the hell out of where I was. I parked it in a shop lot, the owner of the car laughed when I called to tell of what I did and lied to the officials for me.
That is about all I am willing to share for now.
Oh and yes MarcP I am barking mad.
Back from the pub. Barking whilst driving as far as I can tell!
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 4 2008, 4:05 PM GMTWere you a member of The A-Team?
Yes. Nobody ever remembers that the A stood for Afinkawan.
I forget to mention this yesterday, but I did a lot of shoplifting as a kid. Mainly Star Wars figures. My most impressive feat was to nick a Hoth Wampa. My mom could never understand how I managed to have so much Star Wars merchandise on so little pocket money.
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 5 2008, 12:24 AM GMTSo do you feel any guilt about Woolworths closing down?
I did actually steal a book from there once as a kid, how did you know? Do you have psychic abilities?!