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I did the crime but not the time.

Have you ever committed a criminal act that could land you in the cage of bars?

Oh please share!

I blew up some outhouses with my brother at age 10 and quit school with falsified documents at age 11. :D

In my adulthood I knifed out some tires of a washichu thieving mad crazed hunter so the officials could catch him and played innocent to the tire damage. I also drove a car with no tags, no windows and little breaks two hours to get to another county because I wanted to get the hell out of where I was. I parked it in a shop lot, the owner of the car laughed when I called to tell of what I did and lied to the officials for me.Angelic

That is about all I am willing to share for now.

Oh and yes MarcP I am barking mad.

Quote: Griff @ December 4 2008, 2:22 PM GMT

Dr.Mato your posts do make me laugh. I think you must be an imaginary creation of Carl Hiaasen.

None of my "crimes" come close to stealing cars and escaping over the county line so I'll plead the Fifth Amendment on this one.

:D

What is this, Dr Mato, some kind of entrapment? Mmm?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 4 2008, 2:33 PM GMT

What is this, Dr Mato, some kind of entrapment? Mmm?

No entrapment, simply sharing. Rolling eyes

In which case, I have never done anything bad. Ever.

And before anybody else mentions it, you might wish to ammend your subject title to include the letter 'r' of crime. Silly Dr Mato!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 4 2008, 2:40 PM GMT

In which case, I have never done anything bad. Ever.

And before anybody else mentions it, you might wish to ammend your subject title to include the letter 'r' of crime. Silly Dr Mato!

OOPs will have to have Aaron fix that...... I do not know how?

Fixed! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ December 4 2008, 2:42 PM GMT

Fixed! :)

Thank you, I reported myself to Aaron on the crime of no r. Now he will see it is fixed without him being bothered.

*avoids thread*

Conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. But it was a right shit we were stitching up with our lies so it was justified.

I might have known that your crime would have included the word 'pervert' somewhere. :)

Not that I can remember but I've been arrested at least once for a crime I didn't commit.

Were you a member of The A-Team?

I've certainly swiped stuff from shops when I was a kid; and never once got caught! Go me?

I ***** ****.

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