Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 8:40 PM GMTNo! I saw it but I thought you were thinking along the same lines as Curt - that I meant words that actually were weird.
I would never overlook you my little darling adopted daughter!Unless there was a scantily clad well-fit bird standing behind you!
Well, I suppose nobody's perfect. 
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:54 PM GMTYou'll never fit a pony in that.
Quote: Curt @ December 13 2008, 8:46 PM GMTLegos = plural
You're just plain wrong. Does one also get waters? Sugars? Electricities?
Quote: Curt @ December 13 2008, 8:46 PM GMTSomething along those lines. They have a bad habit of writing like they are having a conversation with someone.
Ok, well given the context of the quote, they may be wrong then. I suggest you type up what they wrote so that we can examine it, or you'll get fired for missing a glaring error.
Dear Santa,
What I want for Christmas:
a) A good snog
b) The ability to instantly learn to play the violin and not have to put up with the screeches I am currently producing
c) My own muppet.
d) Happiness for all my friends.
But mostly a)
Quote: zooo @ December 13 2008, 8:54 PM GMTYou'll never fit a pony in that.
Oh yup that is right, I need two of them.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 13 2008, 9:13 PM GMTDear Santa,
What I want for Christmas:
a) A good snog
b) The ability to instantly learn to play the violin and not have to put up with the screeches I am currently producing
c) My own muppet.
d) Happiness for all my friends.
But mostly a)
Make a muppet, yes you can!!
Dear Santa
Please can you give me a tighter vagina or give my man a bigger cock.
If either of these are considered too difficult to get, then any of the following will be fine.
1. A fatal accident for my parents.
2. A robotronic super bionic orgasmotonic vibrator. (In black please. I have heard they are always bigger)
Fankoo Father Cwismas.
*points* *gasps*
Chaaaaarley!!!
Come back, Charleeeey! Distract Ian by being rude so that my faux pas don't get noticed.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 13 2008, 11:55 PM GMTCome back, Charleeeey! Distract Ian by being rude so that my faux pas don't get noticed.
Ha! But you ARE the next Charley! You're an apprentice at the minute, but one day you will be more Charley than you can possibly imagine!
Elliot will break down through shock. And exhaustion 
Quote: Moonstone @ December 14 2008, 12:03 AM GMT
Elliot will break down through shock. And exhaustion
Good times.
Quote: Moonstone @ December 14 2008, 12:03 AM GMTHa! But you ARE the next Charley! You're an apprentice at the minute, but one day you will be more Charley than you can possibly imagine!
Elliot will break down through shock. And exhaustion
I might be the next Charley on here, but I'm not quite so rude in real life as I am on here. I don't think...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 12:07 AM GMTI might be the next Charley on here, but I'm not quite so rude in real life as I am on here. I don't think...
Dunno some of the stuff you were coming out with in the meet last time were making the barman blush.
Never! Those things were all the ones that you said and I had to play along with to continue the double act!
Quote: Gavin @ December 14 2008, 12:08 AM GMTDunno some of the stuff you were coming out with in the meet last time were making the barman blush.
Did someone plant a little microphone in Elliot's ear?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 12:09 AM GMT
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 12:07 AM GMTI might be the next Charley on here, but I'm not quite so rude in real life as I am on here. I don't think...
Not having that. Most of your stories come from real life!