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Dear Santa.... Page 6

Quote: Moonstone @ December 3 2008, 8:45 PM GMT

Prezunctly!

Don't be sad though :(
Have a piece of chocolate tit cake

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SCOFF!

:O!

:O :O!!

So, has anyone ever forgot to get someone a Christmas present?

I often (well, sometimes) don't know what to get until the very last minute, buy I don't think I've ever forgotten totally. My brother forget me last year though - and I didn't even notice.

I was told a story about a boy whose dad forgot to buy him stocking presents once; and just put a note at the bottom of the sock saying "Sorry, I forgot you this year - Santa".

:O

What a tit.

Haha, ohhh dear.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 13 2008, 5:26 PM GMT

I was told a story about a boy whose dad forgot to buy him stocking presents once; and just put a note at the bottom of the sock saying "Sorry, I forgot you this year - Santa".

:O That is cruel.

My brother forgot my dad a couple of years ago, he wrapped up 4 cans of beer and a bottle of Lynx aftershave that you get in the deoderant set. They were my dads own beer. Laughing out loud

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 13 2008, 5:49 PM GMT

:O That is cruel.

Worse, the boy's sister reportedly had a packed stocking.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 13 2008, 5:51 PM GMT

Worse, the boy's sister reportedly had a packed stocking.

Teary Makes you feel sad for that little lad.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 13 2008, 5:49 PM GMT

They were my dads own beer. Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 13 2008, 5:49 PM GMT

They were my dads own beer.

:D

Quote: Moonstone @ December 3 2008, 8:33 PM GMT

I'm sorry but I have to be a responsible parent now - as much as it really pains me *tries to look honest*

Why? I never have been.

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 3 2008, 12:35 AM GMT

The very first book I ever owned was about Dartmouth ponies. I have always wanted to go there. They have a beautiful history and it has been a mission, so to speak to see them first hand.

Or first hoof even.

Quote: David Chapman @ December 13 2008, 6:01 PM GMT

Why? I never have been.

Neither has he. I'm in the process of writing to social services in English which seems like I am a locat.

Deer sohshal peeple,
Plz rescoo me from daddy Ian, he tahkz mah wordz out of oreegeenal contex.
Kthxbi.

Angelic

Laughing out loud Awesomes.

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